Old Bastard Fold Wallet by SMVRK Supply Co
Old Bastard Fold Wallet by SMVRK Supply Co
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Introducing the "Old Bastard" Fold Wallet by SMVRK Supply Co - because even grumpy old men deserve a touch of style (and a good laugh)!
Picture this: your cantankerous companion sporting a wallet that's as tough as his attitude, made from 100% recycled polyester. Yeah, you read that right - it's like giving Mother Earth a high-five while showing off your wicked sense of humour.
But wait, there's more! This wallet isn't just for show. We're talking heavy weight 350 GSM, built to withstand a lifetime of eyerolls and sarcastic comments. It's got more compartments than your grandpa's got stories, with a main note slot that's practically a saga in itself.
Open it up and you'll find an internal metal mesh card window - think of it as a retirement home for your ID - plus internal card sleeves that hold your plastic money tighter than your old man clings to his remote control.
Sized at a neat 11 x 9cm, it's big enough to hold all your "been there, done that" cards, yet compact enough to avoid stealing the spotlight from your glorious beer belly. And speaking of beer, did we mention it's an eco-warrior too? By rocking this wallet, you're saving approximately 1.8 plastic bottles from an eternity in landfill. Cheers to that, mate!
At SMVRK Supply Co, we believe that age isn't just a number - it's a badge of honor, like a battle scar from years of surviving family gatherings and technology mishaps. And when it comes to our Australian heritage, we're as proud as a kangaroo in a boxing match. This wallet? It's designed and printed right here in the land Down Under, so you can carry a piece of Aussie spirit wherever you go.
So, whether you're a tight-arse penny pincher or just like to flaunt your frugality, this wallet is your new partner in crime. Keep your cards handy for that weekly beer run, stash your cash for the next pub feed extravaganza, and let the world know that age ain't nothing but a number - and a damn stylish one at that.
Join the league of distinguished older folks who know that life's too short to take seriously. Get the "Old Bastard" Fold Wallet today and carry your stories, your cash, and your sense of humour with the swagger they deserve. It's time to show the world that you've still got it - and you've got the wallet to prove it!
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Picture this: your cantankerous companion sporting a wallet that's as tough as his attitude, made from 100% recycled polyester. Yeah, you read that right - it's like giving Mother Earth a high-five while showing off your wicked sense of humour.
But wait, there's more! This wallet isn't just for show. We're talking heavy weight 350 GSM, built to withstand a lifetime of eyerolls and sarcastic comments. It's got more compartments than your grandpa's got stories, with a main note slot that's practically a saga in itself.
Open it up and you'll find an internal metal mesh card window - think of it as a retirement home for your ID - plus internal card sleeves that hold your plastic money tighter than your old man clings to his remote control.
Sized at a neat 11 x 9cm, it's big enough to hold all your "been there, done that" cards, yet compact enough to avoid stealing the spotlight from your glorious beer belly. And speaking of beer, did we mention it's an eco-warrior too? By rocking this wallet, you're saving approximately 1.8 plastic bottles from an eternity in landfill. Cheers to that, mate!
At SMVRK Supply Co, we believe that age isn't just a number - it's a badge of honor, like a battle scar from years of surviving family gatherings and technology mishaps. And when it comes to our Australian heritage, we're as proud as a kangaroo in a boxing match. This wallet? It's designed and printed right here in the land Down Under, so you can carry a piece of Aussie spirit wherever you go.
So, whether you're a tight-arse penny pincher or just like to flaunt your frugality, this wallet is your new partner in crime. Keep your cards handy for that weekly beer run, stash your cash for the next pub feed extravaganza, and let the world know that age ain't nothing but a number - and a damn stylish one at that.
Join the league of distinguished older folks who know that life's too short to take seriously. Get the "Old Bastard" Fold Wallet today and carry your stories, your cash, and your sense of humour with the swagger they deserve. It's time to show the world that you've still got it - and you've got the wallet to prove it!
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