CHOOSE LIFE Black T-Shirt | Life Strife 80s Retro Tee | Australian Mens Streetwear

Make a Bold Statement and Pay Homage to an 80s Icon with a Twist of Humour

At the intersection of fashion and philosophy, our CHOOSE LIFE graphic t-shirt speaks volumes about laughing at life's little irritations and embracing the absurdity! To choose life is to do no harm, to live a good, meaningful life, and change the world for the better—even when that world seems completely mental. Life, as we know it, is exclusive to this planet and is facing an imminent threat. It's time to save it, one sarcastic tee at a time.

This iconic t-shirt isn't just a fashion statement; it's a piece of pop culture history with a Life Strife attitude. Inspired by George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley of Wham!, it made waves in their legendary video for the hit song "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." Embrace the nostalgia of the 80s while making a powerful statement about the beautiful chaos of existence.

Life Strife brings back the vintage vibes with an original design that stands the test of time—because some things are too good to let the universe's cosmic joke ruin. A fashion classic that remains relevant and impactful, perfect for those who choose to laugh instead of cry.

Choose Your Adventure (But Make It Sarcastic)

"Choose Life. Choose Life Strife. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose your friends. Choose to avoid BULLSHIT! Choose this great printed t-shirt!"

The oversize back print of the CHOOSE LIFE graphic with a Life Strife twist commands attention, making sure your message is heard loud and clear—because subtlety is overrated when you're making a point about life's beautiful absurdity.

Proudly designed and printed in Australia, our CHOOSE LIFE graphic t-shirt combines style, substance, and a touch of Australian craftsmanship with that unmistakable Life Strife edge.

Premium Quality Meets Street Style Rebellion

Heavy-Duty Construction for Lasting Performance

• 200GSM premium combed cotton construction ensures superior comfort and durability—built to withstand life's daily irritations
• Locally designed and printed in Australia—supporting Australian creativity and craftsmanship while giving corporate culture the finger
• Classic comfortable fit with an authentic retro 80s feel that never goes out of style
• High-definition print inspired by 80s neon fashion themes, fluoro punk skate, surf and music culture

Perfect Fit & Construction Details

Sizing & Comfort That Actually Makes Sense

• True-to-size fit (Size up for that perfect oversized street look—because sometimes bigger is better)
• 100% premium combed cotton for ultimate all-day comfort when dealing with life's nonsense
• Reinforced stitching throughout for lasting durability—this tee won't give up on you, even when everything else does
• Ideal for all-day wear whether you're hitting shows, cruising, or just expressing your unique style while navigating the chaos

Garment Care Guide (Because We Actually Care)

Keep your CHOOSE LIFE tee looking fresh with these simple care instructions:

• Cold machine wash with similar colours—hot water is for coffee, not cotton
• Turn inside out before washing to protect the vibrant neon graphics
• Skip the tumble dryer—air dry for best results (patience is a virtue, even for laundry)
• Iron on reverse if needed to maintain that crisp, professional look

Perfect For Life's Beautiful Chaos:

• Music festivals and concerts—stand out in the crowd with authentic neon style and Life Strife attitude
• Skate and surf sessions—comfortable, durable construction that moves with you through every wipeout
• Street style enthusiasts—make a statement with bold 80s-inspired graphics that say "I choose to laugh"
• Casual weekend wear—effortless style that pairs with anything and everything
• Gift giving—perfect for anyone who appreciates quality Australian-made streetwear with a sense of humour

Why Choose Life Strife? (Because Normal is Boring)

Life Strife represents the intersection of surf, skate, punk, and automotive culture—but with a healthy dose of sarcasm and the wisdom to laugh at life's little irritations. Each piece is thoughtfully designed to capture the rebellious spirit and authentic style that defines Australian street culture, while embracing the absurdity of it all.

Australian Made Quality (No Compromise)

Proudly designed and printed locally, this tee supports Australian manufacturing while delivering the premium quality and unique designs you expect from Life Strife. We're not just making clothes; we're making statements about choosing to find humour in the chaos.

Add this statement piece to your collection today and experience the perfect blend of retro nostalgia, contemporary street style, and that unmistakable Life Strife attitude. Because life's too short to take seriously, but too long to dress boring.

Choose Life. Choose Strife. Choose to laugh at the absurdity.