Old Bastard Man Cave Novelty Aussie Number Plate
Old Bastard Man Cave Novelty Aussie Number Plate
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The "I May Be an OLD BASTARD but at Least I've Got Experience" Man Cave Illustrated Novelty Aussie Number Plate -Â the ultimate badge of honour for all you seasoned souls out there!
Hold on to your dentures, because this bad boy is not your grandma's porcelain plate. We're talking a standard size that's as Aussie as a kangaroo in a cork hat, measuring 372mm x 134mm. Yeah, it's big enough to make a statement, but not so big that you'll need a forklift to move it.
Crafted from the sturdiest of materials – Printed Aluminium Metal – this plate can handle more knocks than your favorite pub's dartboard. It's practically bulletproof! Okay, maybe not bulletproof, but we're pretty sure it could handle a few Nerf darts if push came to shove.
And let's not forget its undeniable conversational prowess. Need a surefire icebreaker for your man cave, she shed, bar, or café? Look no further. This plate will spark more discussions than a heated debate about pineapple on pizza. Your mates will be laughing, high-fiving, and spilling their drinks in awe of your witty decor choice.
But wait, there's more! It's versatile enough to blend into any habitat – whether it's your garage, workshop, store, or even the inner sanctum of your home sweet home. And if you're feeling adventurous, slap it on your ride for the next car show. You'll be the envy of all the other classic car aficionados, even if your ride is more vintage than a sepia-toned Instagram filter.
Now, we've gotta keep it real. This plate is for display purposes only. That means no mounting it on your rusty Holden and cruising down the highway like a rebellious grandpa. Safety first, folks! We want you to live long enough to tell your grandkids about the good ol' days when folks had a sense of humour.
So, whether you're a silver fox, a distinguished grey beard, or just someone who appreciates the finer things in life (like a hearty laugh), this Man Cave Illustrated Novelty Number Plate is your ticket to legendary status. Get yours today and show the world that experience ain't just a number – it's a damn good story!
MORE OLD BASTARD PRODUCTSHold on to your dentures, because this bad boy is not your grandma's porcelain plate. We're talking a standard size that's as Aussie as a kangaroo in a cork hat, measuring 372mm x 134mm. Yeah, it's big enough to make a statement, but not so big that you'll need a forklift to move it.
Crafted from the sturdiest of materials – Printed Aluminium Metal – this plate can handle more knocks than your favorite pub's dartboard. It's practically bulletproof! Okay, maybe not bulletproof, but we're pretty sure it could handle a few Nerf darts if push came to shove.
And let's not forget its undeniable conversational prowess. Need a surefire icebreaker for your man cave, she shed, bar, or café? Look no further. This plate will spark more discussions than a heated debate about pineapple on pizza. Your mates will be laughing, high-fiving, and spilling their drinks in awe of your witty decor choice.
But wait, there's more! It's versatile enough to blend into any habitat – whether it's your garage, workshop, store, or even the inner sanctum of your home sweet home. And if you're feeling adventurous, slap it on your ride for the next car show. You'll be the envy of all the other classic car aficionados, even if your ride is more vintage than a sepia-toned Instagram filter.
Now, we've gotta keep it real. This plate is for display purposes only. That means no mounting it on your rusty Holden and cruising down the highway like a rebellious grandpa. Safety first, folks! We want you to live long enough to tell your grandkids about the good ol' days when folks had a sense of humour.
So, whether you're a silver fox, a distinguished grey beard, or just someone who appreciates the finer things in life (like a hearty laugh), this Man Cave Illustrated Novelty Number Plate is your ticket to legendary status. Get yours today and show the world that experience ain't just a number – it's a damn good story!
