{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-cold-heart-warm-results-15oz","title":"Funny Coffee Mug: Cold Heart Warm Results 15oz | SOCIETY (AU)","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Coffee Mug — Cold Heart. Warm Results. 15oz Large (443ml) | SOCIETY Warning Label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe mug for modern life (and modern prices)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Coffee Mug energy, but make it a warning label.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCold Heart. Warm Results. Is SOCIETY’s bright yellow\/black hit of sarcasm for anyone surviving Australia’s cost of living mess with their sense of humour still breathing? It’s cheeky, a little sinister, and weirdly motivating — the kind of mug that sits on your desk like a hazard sign and dares the day to get worse.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnder the joke is the point: rent up, groceries up, wages… not so much. The suits call it “good economics”. We call it the squeeze. This one’s for the middle getting flattened, the workers keeping the lights on, and anyone allergic to corporate buzzwords and trickle-down bedtime stories.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eDesigned by Geltchy for SOCIETY — Smiley Skull, warning colours, and a wraparound print that pops from every angle.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePremium 15oz Australian-made mug specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e15oz ceramic coffee mug (443ml):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebig brew size for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMuseum-quality wraparound print:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003evibrant colour and detail designed to pop from every angle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian-made:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esupports local artists and manufacturing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLimited edition collectible:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eexclusive design (not mass-produced)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003emade for daily use without babying it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice desks, studios, workshops, home kitchens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for mates who love dark humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who likes their caffeine with a side of “yeah, nah”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMeaning (for the ones who read the label)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eCold Heart. Warm Results. is a sarcastic take on profit-first thinking — the cost of living goes up, the corporate class celebrates “results”. It’s not a lecture. 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